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Trumps Toddler Tantrum

By now we’ve all heard about Donald J. Trumps little boy tantrum because the democrats had the gall to criticize him (cuz that isn’t what politics does…at least shouldn’t do to Donald J. Trump.)

Of course he attempted to retract his comment about wanting to “hit them so hard their heads would spin” and said he was just kidding.

Well, here’s what I’d like to do to Donald J. Trump:

I’d like to take a three-foot cactus and jam it up his ass until tears of pleasure (or pain, makes no difference to me) are streaming down his orange-colored face and his ridiculous yellow dyed possum hair piece flops over his face in an attempt to conceal his joy (or pain, still makes no difference to me.) All of this while his wife is jumping around chanting , in her best Boris and Natasha (from Rocky and Bullwinkle fame) voice, “Get me moose and squirrel!”

Of course I mean all of this metaphorically…or do I? I’m just joking…or am I?

Congratulations to the GOP, he’s alllll yours!