Satire

You Can Read it In the Want Ad’s

You Can Read it In the Want Ad’s

JOB OPENING: MORNING SHOW HOST/NBC/NYC: Co-host needed for very popular early morning program. Duties will include pandering to celebrities, politicians and successful business executives. Work with seasoned professionals and be willing to indulge their idiocy. Ideal candidate has universal and non-threatening appeal. Candidate should be someone with no pending litigation and not currently under investigation. Experience Continue reading You Can Read it In the Want Ad’s

Brunch

Brunch

“It’s not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.” – Jacques on The Simpsons I don’t like brunch. It’s largely an egg and starch based culinary genre. In other words, it’s not terribly complicated. In the event you have been in a coma for the Continue reading Brunch

2013 Goals

2013 Goals

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” – Aristotle Recently, I had my 2012 performance review with my supervisor and it went strikingly well. I mean I’m not shocked, they usually go pretty well. However, despite the accolades and praise, the fact that my “merit increase” is less than any sort of applicable Continue reading 2013 Goals