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Same Old Uncle Billy Horsesh*t

Same Old Uncle Billy Horsesh*t

If you revere “It’s a Wonderful Life” as much as most of…well, the world (excluding Donald Trump, who just really hates…well, everyone and everything, except himself), then you have probably looked over a pretty big plot point faux pas. The Onion’s film critic Peter K. Rosenthal sets the record straight.

Nerk

Nerk

nerk noun A technologically focused individual who can not help but make other people feel inferior in their lack of technological experience or prowess. “Our helpdesk rep, Nathan, is a real nerk.” synonyms: jerk, asshole, dick, dummy, prick Thanks to the proliferation of technology, we are currently living in real life version of Revenge of Continue reading Nerk

Poor Parenting

Poor Parenting

My parents weren’t poor parents, they were pretty ordinary ones. They were good providers and relatively supportive but nothing that would win them “parents of the year” but certainly nothing that would have put them in jail. Fortunately for my parents, they had their children at a time when people were less likely call the Continue reading Poor Parenting

I Joined AA

I Joined AA

No, no, not Alcoholics Anonymous…Assholes Anonymous. The 12 Steps of Assholes Anonymous We admitted we were assholes—that we’ve done really asshole-ish things to people and kinda feel bad about it…sometimes. Came to believe that while we are assholes, there are plenty of BIGGER assholes and that helps us keep our sanity. Made a decision to Continue reading I Joined AA

Brunch

Brunch

“It’s not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.” – Jacques on The Simpsons I don’t like brunch. It’s largely an egg and starch based culinary genre. In other words, it’s not terribly complicated. In the event you have been in a coma for the Continue reading Brunch

Boston Marathon

Boston Marathon

“Humanity should question itself, once more, about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war, on whose stage of death and pain only remain standing the negotiating table that could and should have prevented it.” – Pope John Paul II I don’t think I could officially call myself a blogger unless I expressed some sort Continue reading Boston Marathon

2013 Goals

2013 Goals

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” – Aristotle Recently, I had my 2012 performance review with my supervisor and it went strikingly well. I mean I’m not shocked, they usually go pretty well. However, despite the accolades and praise, the fact that my “merit increase” is less than any sort of applicable Continue reading 2013 Goals

Introducing My New Clothing Line – CLUB47 – “Hi My Name Is…”

Introducing My New Clothing Line – CLUB47 – “Hi My Name Is…”

“Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration.“ – Niccolo Machiavelli   It’s about time I threw my hat into the proverbial fashion ring. My thinking is that if Pharrell, Jay-Z, Sean “Puff Daddy, Puffy, P Diddy, Diddy” Combs, Martha Stewart, Jacklyn Continue reading Introducing My New Clothing Line – CLUB47 – “Hi My Name Is…”